datahawk: (Evil southpark me)
DataHawk ([personal profile] datahawk) wrote2005-07-01 04:05 pm

so...

Anyone willing to pay me for sexual favors? Or to just do a little dance. Anything.

Blah, Europe needs to be another month off. AC needs at least two more weeks. I'm sooo fucking broke.

(I know I'm going to Europe and I have no right to complain, but I need another month to have more money)

[identity profile] badjahsensei.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Would "sexual favor" be classified as bending someone over and mercilessly reaming them with a rusted, spiked dildo? ;X)

[identity profile] badjahsensei.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I arrange bulk rates?

I'm thinking of an appointment for about ten obnoxious fourteen to fifteen year old summer school freshmen... ;X)

[identity profile] datahawk.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, must be over 18...sorry :)

[identity profile] badjahsensei.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn it! How am I going to keep these kids in line if I can't use your name to invoke terror in them? ;X)

[identity profile] datahawk.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you must find another way :)