so...

[datahawk]

Anyone willing to pay me for sexual favors? Or to just do a little dance. Anything.

Blah, Europe needs to be another month off. AC needs at least two more weeks. I'm sooo fucking broke.

(I know I'm going to Europe and I have no right to complain, but I need another month to have more money)

Comments

[cal-foxx.livejournal.com]

Ummmm, sure.

[datahawk.livejournal.com]

If you have money, what do you want? :)

[badjahsensei.livejournal.com]

Would "sexual favor" be classified as bending someone over and mercilessly reaming them with a rusted, spiked dildo? ;X)

[datahawk.livejournal.com]

If your payin....

[badjahsensei.livejournal.com]

Can I arrange bulk rates?

I'm thinking of an appointment for about ten obnoxious fourteen to fifteen year old summer school freshmen... ;X)

[datahawk.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, must be over 18...sorry :)

[badjahsensei.livejournal.com]

Damn it! How am I going to keep these kids in line if I can't use your name to invoke terror in them? ;X)

[datahawk.livejournal.com]

Well, you must find another way :)

[posicat.livejournal.com]

*waves a $20 in the air* You're worth a stack of these, but I'd need to run to the ATM to offer more.

[datahawk.livejournal.com]

Better run to the ATM then!

[iron-raptor.livejournal.com]

Sexual favours, eh? *evil grin*

[datahawk.livejournal.com]

You have money? I have time.

[iron-raptor.livejournal.com]

Well I have money but I need more.. hopefully I can recoup at least half my expenditure from this con through badges and stuff like that. :P

[datahawk.livejournal.com]

Well, what good are you? :)

[amberinside.livejournal.com]

Don't have cash to spare, but if we offer ourselves as a team...? :)

[datahawk.livejournal.com]

Hell, when we get that web site started I don't see a reason you can't join us.

Wait, maybe not, you're far cuter then i am. I'd never make any money. :)

[sockscatt.livejournal.com]

Damn, I'm broke too.

So I guess credit is out....

[datahawk.livejournal.com]

Nah, too much paper work.

Sorry :)

[sylverfox.livejournal.com]

You're going to Europe? Whoa.

[datahawk.livejournal.com]

Two weeks at the beginning of August.

[sylverfox.livejournal.com]

Word.

[auriam.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I can pay in the form of IOU, to be cashed in when I Become Rich And Famous Someday... hey, you'll even get blackmail material, that'll be worth a lot! ;)

[datahawk.livejournal.com]

Heh, nope. Need the cash now. Nice try tho. I might give you a discount for creativity. :)

[auriam.livejournal.com]

Hmm... actually, if you're going to AC, I'm desperately looking for some crash space... which of course I could pay for and thus defray your costs...

[datahawk.livejournal.com]

I am going to AC. Unforunately I do not have any crash space to offer. We are full up. Sorry *hug*

[auriam.livejournal.com]

Damn. Well, guess it couldn't hurt to check. Worst comes to worst, I guess I can find a place to sleep somewhere.