I should be happy

I just got an email from Torrid.com, a new store opened near me. In Vernon Hills.

Had I gotten this email a year ago, I'd be running there cash in hand. However, I'm not. Not since they turned into a yuppie spawn hell with pinks and whites. Not a mini skirt of sauce or naughtiness. Not a shirt of goth or babe doll. Not a dress of fun or raunchness. None can be found there.

Instead you are greeted with pinks and whites. Fads styles and fad cuts. A fat girls trendy club clothes haven.

Torrid, you can stick it up your pretty pink colored hole.