datahawk | Well..seriously

Could anyone really take this note seriously? BTW, I love the p.s. :D

Dear Fellow Pawns;

For the last decade, I have lived a lie that I can no longer go on with. I
have started each of the last 3,762 days by convincing myself that McDonald's
would bring back the Double ZestaBurger--if only for a limited time and at only
select locations. It was the only way I could get myself out of bed and through
the day. Alas, I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that
it is bleak. I do not control my destiny, nor my happiness.

Like all of you, I am just a pawn in McDonald's global marketing plan. The
same company that has returned the McRib 193 limited times in the last 10 years
has never given my well-being a second thought.

Well, McDonalds--You win. You have killed the will, spirit, and soul of
DataHawk. Now my body will follow. Thankfully, I will be going to a better
place. A place where my existence won't rely on deceiving myself. A place where
my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of grill
cooks in cheap suits. While my body will be buried in the same ground where Ray
Kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. Not here in
purgatory controlled by the whims of MBA's from Hamburger U. Together Ray and I
will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the Double Zesta Burger.

Sincerely,

DataHawk

P.S. All those gay porno’s aren't mine. They're a friend's. And I
was superimposed.

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Mine was all about my inadaquate penis. *sniffle*

Ok, what the hell is a Double Zesta Burger?

The internet knows nothing of your Double Zesta Burger.

Just gotta say...

Only 3 people on this entire site have "Sandcarvers" listed as an interest; you and I are two of the three.

Rock on!

The Sandcarvers kick ass...I saw them play just a few weeks ago. My pipe band opened for them at a bar in Racine.

Hell yes.

Well..seriously

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